so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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