is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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