That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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