It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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