Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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