i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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