I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
last night I used snow as a chaser
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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