I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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