Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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