what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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