it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
My balls are so social today.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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