I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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