Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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