Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
