so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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