@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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