ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
