Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
did you just send me my own nude
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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