I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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