the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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