I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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