Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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