Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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