Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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