Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Randomize
