New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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