She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Randomize
