I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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