absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i was born a porn star she said
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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