you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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