dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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