Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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