I think I died a long time ago.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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