R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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