we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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