I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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