Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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