did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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