Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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