Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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