So drunk its hurt
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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