What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Randomize
