He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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