I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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