So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
