What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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