He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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