you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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