just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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