I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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